the story

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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— 17 hours ago with 353619 notes

unshaped:

"just stop thinking about it"

omg ok thank you so much for your advice why didn’t I just come up WITH THIS PERFECT IDEA LET ME JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT BUGS ME THE MOST IN MY LIFE OMG THAT IS SO EASY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR MAKING MY LIFE BETTER I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BY MYSELF

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— 17 hours ago with 18249 notes
mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

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— 17 hours ago with 68378 notes

thanksforsayingthat:

taylorswixft:

can we just take a minute to talk about taylors dancing during wanegbt? i mean like

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i don’t even know what she’s doing anymore.

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no we don’t.

(via casuallyfearless)

— 17 hours ago with 771 notes

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

(via whitegirl-politickin)

— 17 hours ago with 7778 notes

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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— 17 hours ago with 107694 notes